Forget Damien Hirst, that dicks just pickling animals, these are the artists I think should be in the paper.

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Vampiress by Maciej Kuciara 2D Digital Painting Vampiress by Maciej Kuciara 2D Digital Painting
Bodyshopping by Frank Steiner mixes photography with CGI Bodyshopping by Frank Steiner mixes photography with CGI
Psycho Girlfriend by Steven Hägg-Ståhlberg Psycho Girlfriend by Steven Hägg-Ståhlberg
Goldlion by Olivier Ponsonnet Goldlion by Olivier Ponsonnet
Dizzee Rascal by yours truly Dizzee Rascal by yours truly